So I posted back - hoping to clarify the confusion (note: the linked $36000 related to reports from April 2012):
It is something I find quite absurd, hilarious and angering all at the same time.
Seems The Jackalman wasn't too appreciative of my deconstruction concerning his dishonesty and bullshit claims so he has decided to retort with a strawman. Hilariously though he links to a video wherein the Police confirm that 3 pairs of sunglasses were stolen. Ahhh well buddy, better luck next time.